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Stuff Your Astrologer Should Have Told You : The Brutally Honest Truth Behind the Bad Traits of Each Star Sign - Sold by Witch, Please!

Stuff Your Astrologer Should Have Told You : The Brutally Honest Truth Behind the Bad Traits of Each Star Sign

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If you’re tired of predictable astrology advice that only highlights your star sign’s virtues, or insists on forcing compatibility between a Leo and a Taurus, this book offers a refreshing alternative! "Stuff Your Astrologer Should Have Told You" fearlessly explores the darker aspects of each sign, digging into the annoying habits, negative characteristics, and the personality types you might want to avoid (and who might want to avoid you!). Uncover what people truly think about your sign. Discover which friend is most likely to trigger your worst behavior. Question whether swiping right on that Scorpio is really a good idea. This book delivers honest answers, without any sugarcoating.

Unlike typical astrology books that focus on the positive aspects of your sign—strengths, preferences, and ideal matches—this book dares to examine each sign's shadow side. Gain valuable insights into what to expect when working with a Scorpio or falling for a Capricorn. While most astrology resources present a rosy picture, Alise Morales isn't afraid to reveal how the stars can create friction and challenges in our daily lives. We all have our pet peeves, and we instinctively know which personalities clash with our own. This book explains why those clashes occur, providing a deeper understanding of your star sign and the complexities of astrology.

With its irreverent humor and sharp wit, "Stuff Your Astrologer Should Have Told You" is a welcome change, offering insightful observations and straightforward honesty. It's the perfect astrology guide for realists who understand that seeking celestial guidance can reveal both the positive and negative aspects of life. Author Alise Morales infuses the book with laugh-out-loud moments, fearlessly poking fun at each sign's worst traits while equipping you with essential knowledge about its darker side. After all, being forewarned is being forearmed!

  • Author: Alise Morales
  • Published: 29 Oct 2024
  • Sub Category: Astrology
  • Format: Paperback / softback
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